Professor of Paleontology - "Oh Woah!" T-Shirt

Buried between the layers of the couch cushions, pillows, and blankies, our intrepid explorer carefully lifts their latest find, dusting it delicately with their paintbrush. Crumbs slowly fall to the carpet as the specimen reveals itself, the odor of a meal from a bygone time hitting their noise. They lean down, delicately sniffing it - their entire Saturday study of dinosaurs has led to this moment. They deduce this ancient civilization must have used this curious dinosaur-shaped item for nourishment. One more brushing of the crumbs, a closer look....then our explorer fulfills their destiny....by eating their dino nuggie. They ARE a Professor of Paleontology! 

Earn your degree in Dino Nuggies by asking an adult to help you with the oven and placing your own personal dinos inside for prep and research! If you can't wait and need a faster geological solution, ask for a microwave experiment - but be warned - they don't come out as tasty! Crunchy or fast - which degree will you get in Paleontology?

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
• Made with love by ABDLs/Furries for all ageplayers

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Launch date: 04/15/2022