Professor of Paleontology - "Oh Woah!" T-Shirt

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Professor of Paleontology - "Oh Woah!" T-Shirt

Name: Professor of Paleontology - "Oh Woah!" T-Shirt
Brand: PretendAgain ✨
SKU: 8338299_8440
Price: 34.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$34.95

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Description

Buried between the layers of the couch cushions, pillows, and blankies, our intrepid explorer carefully lifts their latest find, dusting it delicately with their paintbrush. Crumbs slowly fall to the carpet as the specimen reveals itself, the odor of a meal from a bygone time hitting their noise. They lean down, delicately sniffing it - their entire Saturday study of dinosaurs has led to this moment. They deduce this ancient civilization must have used this curious dinosaur-shaped item for nourishment. One more brushing of the crumbs, a closer look....then our explorer fulfills their destiny....by eating their dino nuggie. They ARE a Professor of Paleontology!

Instructions

Earn your degree in Dino Nuggies by asking an adult to help you with the oven and placing your own personal dinos inside for prep and research! If you can't wait and need a faster geological solution, ask for a microwave experiment - but be warned - they don't come out as tasty! Crunchy or fast - which degree will you get in Paleontology?

Specifications & Sizing

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
• Made with love by ABDLs/Furries for all ageplayers

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35
Width (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	31.5

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length (cm)	71	74	76	79	81	84	86	89
Width (cm)	46	51	56	61	66	71	76	81

Art by: Ozzy

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Launch date: 04/15/2022

As the name would suggest, I keep trying these again and again and I love them, they have become my daily driver for the past few months. SAP stays in place well, strong tapes, durable, absorbent, and importantly adorable. The soft cloth backed feel keeps my skin happy and healthy all day and night. Thanks for the amazing product!

Best cloth back diaper

They are great when out and about supper discreet shipping and can't hear them when out and about love this diaper

Very comfortable! Great for overnight especially with a booster! Great quality! Love the wetness indicator! Very cute design! Nice break from the plain medical designs!

Beautiful deskpad, really like the aesthetic. Makes me feel good just looking at it!

Absolutely amazing 😍

Adorkable fun Designs all of emmmm id buy allllll

I love them! Please ship to Ireland! 💜🇮🇪

Hi, I'm an ABDL pup who lives in Ireland and I heard through the grapevine that your diapies are something else, and lemme tell you they weren't lying! These are amazing, the hook and loop Just Works™ (and not in a Todd Howard way, I mean actually works) unlike the ones on more recently produced units of a certain famous bunny diaper, which is good as it has restored my faith in that kind of tape if done correctly.

My only issue is that to get these I had to import using our horrific shitty Irish mail service who delayed my shipment for a week until their shitty payment system finally took the money from my debit card after having failed the transaction the first time it tried so it literally punishes you by making you wait a weak because Ireland is still a repressive Catholic hellhole built on Catholic delusions of Suffering to achieve salvation (that's some actual bullshit some people here actually teach their kids while calling queers gr**mers) because the church still has way too much influence here for it being the 21st century, propping up a failing neoliberal capitalist system

On top of that I had to pay the pricks running this dogshit country VAT on the diapers which wasn't cheap, but it's not like I can just choose to tell them to get stuffed and just gimme my fuggin diapies

So what I'm saying is I really hope you set up delivery to the EU soon as I really would love to be able to main these diapers, I even bought 40 so hopefully I can order another shipment when I start to run low.

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