It’s the main event - the one that only comes around once a week! Yup, Monday! Wait, what? Are the grown-ups writing this stuff?
Let’s try that again! It’s the main event - the one that only comes around once a week: BDF! Did you win the BDF competition this week? Show off your BDF winnings with this shirt, which is reserved for only the B-est D-est F-est kiddos who can earn it. That’s right, you know you can’t stop staring at how B the D is this F. It’s SO BIG!