The lovely afternoon walk, the breeze in your hair, your running outfit fluttering in the breeze. Life is good! You just hope the loud crinkling coming from your shorts isn't THAT loud! Is it? Oh no...is it? IS IT?! Can they hear it? Oh no! NOOOO! Move faster! FASTER! Is it getting louder?! Everyone knows! At least this time it isn't in a hotel hallway or an elevator!