Here's what happens when you put on these super soft pants: Your bottoms are made out of springs and your top is made out of rubber! Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce - oh the sun went down? BOUNCE! BOUNCE! BOUNCE! It's the middle of the night? BOUNCE! BOUNCE! B-----zzzzzZzzzzz.
Maybe you should wear this more often, eh? The grown-ups might approve quite a bit. Especially since you'll be the only one....not making a fuss!