Night Jumps - Midnight Time - Pajama Pants

$56.95
$56.95
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Description

Here's what happens when you put on these super soft pants: Your bottoms are made out of springs and your top is made out of rubber! Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce - oh the sun went down? BOUNCE! BOUNCE! BOUNCE! It's the middle of the night? BOUNCE! BOUNCE! B-----zzzzzZzzzzz.

Maybe you should wear this more often, eh? The grown-ups might approve quite a bit. Especially since you'll be the only one....not making a fuss!

Instructions

Warning: Ensure you do not have moist undies prior to putting on these pants or you risk a leak, flood, or natural disaster! Apply pants. Begin to BOUNCE! BOUNCE BOUNCE!

Specifications

• 95% polyester, 5% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)
• Slim fit
• Soft cotton-feel fabric face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Cuffed legs
• Practical pockets
• Elastic waistband with a white drawstring

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (inches) 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝
Hips (inches) 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝ 52 ¾
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (cm) 76 80 84 92 100 108 116
Hips (cm) 94 98 102 110 118 126 134

 

Art by: Ozzy

Availability

Release: 11/21/2020

Customer Reviews

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James Martin (Kentucky)
Fantastic!

Very comfy! Soft to the touch and easy to clean, I wear them every other night when I need that extra Little boost.