Night Jumps - Midnight Time - Pajama Pants - PretendAgain

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Night Jumps - Midnight Time - Pajama Pants

Name: Night Jumps - Midnight Time - Pajama Pants
Brand: PretendAgain ✨
SKU: 3965904_11033
Price: 56.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$56.95

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Description

Here's what happens when you put on these super soft pants: Your bottoms are made out of springs and your top is made out of rubber! Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce - oh the sun went down? BOUNCE! BOUNCE! BOUNCE! It's the middle of the night? BOUNCE! BOUNCE! B-----zzzzzZzzzzz.

Maybe you should wear this more often, eh? The grown-ups might approve quite a bit. Especially since you'll be the only one....not making a fuss!

Instructions

Warning: Ensure you do not have moist undies prior to putting on these pants or you risk a leak, flood, or natural disaster! Apply pants. Begin to BOUNCE! BOUNCE BOUNCE!

Specifications

• 95% polyester, 5% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)
• Slim fit
• Soft cotton-feel fabric face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Cuffed legs
• Practical pockets
• Elastic waistband with a white drawstring

Size guide

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Waist (inches)	29 ⅞	31 ½	33 ⅛	36 ¼	39 ⅜	42 ½	45 ⅝
Hips (inches)	37	38 ⅝	40 ⅛	43 ¼	46 ½	49 ⅝	52 ¾

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Waist (cm)	76	80	84	92	100	108	116
Hips (cm)	94	98	102	110	118	126	134

Art by: Ozzy

Availability

Release: 11/21/2020

Hi, I'm an ABDL pup who lives in Ireland and I heard through the grapevine that your diapies are something else, and lemme tell you they weren't lying! These are amazing, the hook and loop Just Works™ (and not in a Todd Howard way, I mean actually works) unlike the ones on more recently produced units of a certain famous bunny diaper, which is good as it has restored my faith in that kind of tape if done correctly.

My only issue is that to get these I had to import using our horrific shitty Irish mail service who delayed my shipment for a week until their shitty payment system finally took the money from my debit card after having failed the transaction the first time it tried so it literally punishes you by making you wait a weak because Ireland is still a repressive Catholic hellhole built on Catholic delusions of Suffering to achieve salvation (that's some actual bullshit some people here actually teach their kids while calling queers gr**mers) because the church still has way too much influence here for it being the 21st century, propping up a failing neoliberal capitalist system

On top of that I had to pay the pricks running this dogshit country VAT on the diapers which wasn't cheap, but it's not like I can just choose to tell them to get stuffed and just gimme my fuggin diapies

So what I'm saying is I really hope you set up delivery to the EU soon as I really would love to be able to main these diapers, I even bought 40 so hopefully I can order another shipment when I start to run low.

Great shirt, very comfortable

My go to shirt for working from home, I love it and the print is awesome. A perfect fit for me in a medium, I would say a slim type fit which is my preferred. The artwork is awesome and the delivery to the UK was very reasonable (in time and price), I have now ordered others!

Great diapers

Love them but I wish they’d were super thick

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